Dad Jokes

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

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Because he was outstanding in his field!

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

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Because they might crack up!

Why did the math book look sad?

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Because it had too many problems!

What did one wall say to the other wall?

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"I'll meet you at the corner!"

What did one plate say to another plate?

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"Lunch is on me!"

Where do you learn to make a banana split?

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Sundae school.

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